Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Note to Self III

There are worse things in life than locking yourself in the gynae's Venus flytrap-styled toilet with nothing on hand other than a soaked urine stick.

Another note to self - this is not the first, second or third time you have locked yourself in that toilet and required rescue. Next time - don't bother closing the door.

In other news, the bean has acquired a bellybutton and a cardiac tube that makes really loud "lub dub" noises when my gynae cranks up the volume on the ultrasound. It also has really small arm buds that appeared to be waving when I looked in earlier. I happily showed the 2D ultrasound photos to 2 male colleagues.

"Where's the vagina", asked the one who had turned all red earlier on when he extended a lunch invitation and I turned it down "because I'm going to see my gynae".

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Hi Smoot, could you elaborate on HOW you managed to lock yourself in the toilet? (more than three times). I'm just really puzzled and can't imagine how that might happen. Aren't toilet door locks usually quite straightforward? Either a lever or a button?

 
At 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's easy. The door is a V-shaped fold-out door that slides shut really smooth.

Then you realise it's completely devoid of any handles or latches, and if you push it, it just closes more securely.

Smoot

 
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i see i see. the v shaped space saving fold out door!!!

ok totally understand now. wow talk about design failure ...

 
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