Friday, December 12, 2008

How to Harness the Power of Murphy's Law to get Pregnant

1. Purchase an expensive limited-period non-transferrable gym membership and personal training package, which is only suitable for non-pregnant women

2. Do not renew your insurance policy

3. Start a new business of your own using all your savings

4. Buy a 2-seater sportscar

5. Book a "oysters and champagne" brunch one month in advance - bonus points if they serve predominantly raw fish and soft cheeses

6. Splurge on your dream Missoni string bikini

7. Sell or give away all your baby stuff - especially the super expensive baby cot, baby changing table, baby playpen and super expensive baby bottle steriliser

8. Kill your gynae

20 Comments:

At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're pregnant?

 
At 9:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, congratulations!

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger Indiana said...

Congrats ~grin~

At least you no longer have to wear the bear suit ~lol~

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger ioyces said...

errrm, congrats???

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger Han said...

congratulations! yay for number 2?

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

Congratulations! I volunteer to take the Missoni string bikini. :)

 
At 10:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey but on the gym membership - you can ask for an extension for the PT package because you're pregnant.

 
At 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONGRATS! time to take a break, eh?

 
At 11:53 PM, Blogger Cobalt Paladin said...

Congratulations! :)

 
At 1:46 AM, Blogger tazie said...

Congrats!!!

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger HairyDonut said...

Thankew thankew thankew. I am frankly overwhelmed by all the responses.

No. 2 is making me a little bit forgetful and a whole lot nauseous - according to The Husband, I appear to be revisiting all the highs and lows of my first pregnancy although of course I have no memory of that.

I spent the first month of pregnancy in a bear suit!!!!! I think I may have boiled the baby.

 
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

which sportscar did you buy?

 
At 12:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats!!

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger Berry Shopkeeper said...

this is wonderful news!

any gender preferences?

i volunteer to take the sports car, since the string bikini is already taken.

 
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