Romney and Michelle's High School Reunion

So I had a great time during the reunion. It was amazingly fantastic. Beyond words. All the popular girls showed up. All of them, save for one, were fat. And single. I wore the flashiest outfit I could find. Apparantly I've changed so much that no one can recognise me. And I look like a beanpole next to them, even though I've still got the extra 4 kilos of post-pregnancy baby fat clinging stubbornly to my arms, tummy and thighs.

*Sigh* Happy now.

In other news, I have just been tricked into organising and attending a last minute telephone conference at 4 pm this evening that no one showed up for. Except my Indonesian colleague. Who burst out laughing when he found out it was just him and me on the line - no one else called in, even those people who didn't call in were from countries where they haven't even heard of Lunar New Year let alone celebrate it. So the both of us stayed in the office through this afternoon, with everyone else gaily streaming out the front door, just to get on this call, and just to find out the client who called at noon to insist that we have this call this very day didn't even bother to call in.

So not funny. So so so not funny.