Soliloquy of a Small Person

It was just about a year or so ago when The Son started putting 2 words together, and it's really amazing to watch how his sentence structure ability increases literally by the day.

So today I'm getting ready for work, and The Son comes around to ask me to put my pajama pants on and come with him to the Living Room to watch Bob the Builder for the 10th time. I told him no, Momma is busy, and cannot put on her pants now. Then Some People got all uptight and let loose a soliloquy fit for a play.

No! You must! Put! On! Pants!
You must put on your pants!
You must listen! To me!
Must listen!
How many times! I tell you!
Must listen to daddy! (*taps one finger on his ear for effect*)
You! Are very naughty!
Must! Go! And think about it!
You must think about it!
I! am very angry! with you!
Must! Say sorry! (*waggles stubby index finger*)

Quite a mouthful for a 2.5 year old, and all this before I've even had my morning coffee.