Monday, July 16, 2007

Local Boy Found To Be 50% Naughtier on Mondays

Studies reveal The Son to be consistently less obedient and dramatically more likely to Talk Back on Mondays compared to any other day of the week. Leading experts interviewed have confirmed that this phenomenon is directly linked to the fact that on Sundays, in the care of his doting Grandmother, the toddler's chances of getting away with just about anything increase by more than 10,000 per cent.

"The situation is getting ridiculous" the Toddler's mother was quoted as saying. "When I was his age, I used to get caned if I didn't recite my multiplication tables fast enough. Yet he can spill Milo all over her new cream fabric couch and there's barely a scratch on him"

When approached by our reporters, the doting Grandmother refused to comment, saying that there is no such thing as a cane.

13 Comments:

At 2:42 AM, Blogger tazie said...

haha... i like this.

but omg.. milo over the sofa? thank god it's my boy (not that i have one now) but he would have suffered a fate worse than death...

just goes to show i am not ready to be a mudder. =P

 
At 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting reporting ... multipication at his age!!! Yeah RITE!

G

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

That's hilarious! But that didn't happened to me... I was my granny's first grandchild, and yet I still got caned and worse, had chilli stuffed into my mouth for disturbing her while she's on the phone!

Okay... so now I love spicy food... Thanks mak-mak!

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Indiana said...

Its a Grandmothers job to spoil her grandkids and then hand them back...it makes up for all the things you did as a kid and got away with and were never punished for.

 
At 1:08 PM, Blogger Angeline said...

haha...well at least you get sundays off!

 
At 9:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the way u write!

Somehow when parents become grandparents their bad temper seems to dissipate...

 
At 1:20 AM, Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

This is your mom's way of getting back at you for all the times you were naughty.

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger valkyrie said...

i was a regular disposer of canes, and would thus get caned even harder by new canes freshly bought and not broken in.

 
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