Post-Midnight Revelations

It's really true that lying awake after midnight does recall to the sleepless mind all sorts of revelations that may have escaped it during the day.

Like I realised with a jolt that there is a chocolate bar somewhere on my desk that I started eating last week, but which has inexplicably gone missing. All sorts of complex issues arise - did I eat it without realising that I et it? What was my last memory of the chocolate bar - it was of a half-eaten top row, which means the rest of the bar was still intact. How is it possible to finish a chocolate bar without knowing? Was I on the phone?

I once finished a mud pie in a little tin whilst on a long phone call, and without even realising it until I looked up and even the scrapings at the bottom were gone.

Completely mindless blog post, but it will remind me when I look at it next time that I need to search for the chocolate bar sometime.